SMS4Life

Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.

Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.

Main Tumhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoon
Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye …:p

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.
Per uski laash haste hue mili,
Farishton ne pocha aisa kion?
Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara
photo kheench raha hai :p

Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD..

Once james bond met a dog in jungle

he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”

The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: “Mobile hai kya ?”
Nurse boli – hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai….
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.

Corporate Lessons

“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”

“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”

“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”

“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”

“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.”

Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko
Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai
Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai
Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k liye razi nahi hay
aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappa ka bhai acha nahin lagta

To ye unka personal problem hay,
Aap kion apna dimagh kharab ker rahe ho

Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj nay gagan se salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi,
Tah-e-dil se “K.E.S.C” / wapda walon na ye paigham bheja hai

Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it’s employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p