A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…
Tag: Jokes
Attitude of girls
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
1 subah memon ki biwi mar gaye
1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam bananaâ€
If ur world is spinning around
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure:p.
The universe is Finite…
Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Y elephants r large, gray & wrinkly?
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly… ?
.
.
.
.
Because
.
.
.
If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
”Aspirins” ;->
I will kill u for free
i am a killer!
i kill poople for money,
i am a killer! i kill people for money,
but ur my friend, so i will kill u for free of cost.
my policy is one day one fool…..!
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
“Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”..
“Bush” replies 2 “Faraz”..
Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy “Faraz”,bus farq sirf itna hy . .
Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota
U luk sweet when u read my message
U look sweet when u read my message.
U look sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U look sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest.