SMS4Life

Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi,
Ladka awaz deta hai,
ae diwani peeche murkar dekh
tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,

Ladki jawab deti hai-
ae diwane tu kya jane
ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai,
koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko
isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai.

When u get this sms,
send it 1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of,
and 1 u wish to kill.

Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u?

Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,

Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

–;–;–<@

–;–;–<@

–;–;–<@

ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo

Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.

Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
“knock out” Hota hai,

Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
“run out”

Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
“catch out”

G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
“lbw out”

Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
“stamp out”

Or kuch pedaishi “clean bold”
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says:
HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon.

Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan
mere ghar main bhi hai.

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?

Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

Air hostess pathan se:
Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai ….