SMS4Life

If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!

Don’t b afraid, go to him,

Catch his neck,
and tell him
“Kisay hor noo naa dasin”

Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
ye adalt,
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ parhne wale ko
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
“MEMON” Qarar deti hai.

Teacher:
(1)There is a frog,
(2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg.

Then,what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is
16 yrs old and she is half mad.

The world’s most beautiful sentence is…
“BUT…I LOVE U”
and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is
“I LOVE YOU…BUT..”

Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,

Kis kis ko “sms” karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain

Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
.
.
Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p

Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
.
.
.
.
.
PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!

Kya aap Jante he ki
“Dheeru Bhai Ambani”
ka akhri sapna kya tha
?
?
?
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

Dil se roye magar honton se muskura baithe,
Yun he hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,

Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
Jin k liye hum sms packages kerwa beithay