SMS4Life

Benazir aae gi,
Kapre dilae gi,
Bhookay ko khana khilae gi,
Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi,
.
.
.
Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi,
Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

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Wid

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Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that”s out always looks the best.

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.