1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
Tag: Funny
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
How he got into the house
A man went to the Police Station wishing
to speak with the burglar who had
broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,†said the Police officer.
“No, no no!†said the man.
“I want to know how he got into the house
without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.â€
Boy and Girl in Hotel
Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon ,
tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Soch Lo
Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana
Positive thinking is like
Positive thinking is like…..
U r standing on the middle of the road………
&
suddenly a crow beats on your head….
But you remain calm…
and thanks to God…
that cows dont fly:)
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Be a millionare within few months
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
& u will b a millionare within few Months.
“Allah k naam par dey de baba”
In heaven together we were in a big hall
In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before l could start writing any thing
l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.
Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho