Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena
marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ……..
Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ………..
bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena…
Tag: Funny
Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…
Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!
Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!
So enjoY!!
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata
Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko 
Shadi bohut zarori hay
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
Bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja
GOD nay aap ko bheja to bheja,
Laikin bheja tu aisa bheja,
k bheje main bheja hi nahin bheja,
yeh SMS mujhey kisi nay bheja,
is liye main ne aap ko bheja
Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
1 night bijli chali gae…
PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat…
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
Importance of thumb…
Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..