1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.
Tag: Funny
Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de
Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de
Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Tumse mil kar hogaya zindgi se pyar
Raah main chorr kar mat jana mere yaar
Bin tere hum ji na payenge
Tum na hoge to hum
BEWAQOOF
kisay banayenge;-)
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
When I open my eyes every morning
When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
What is a adult joke?
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
The brain is a wonderful organ
The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office…
Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
A pathan said to his friend
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.