Papa: Beta, tujhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Beta: Chaand jaisi, jo raat me aaye aur subah chali jaye
Papa: MC use ‘CHAAND’ nahi, ‘RAAND’ kehte hai.
Papa: Beta, tujhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Beta: Chaand jaisi, jo raat me aaye aur subah chali jaye
Papa: MC use ‘CHAAND’ nahi, ‘RAAND’ kehte hai.
This is a classic!!
Santa idlibana raha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda hai
Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri BRA hai.
Santa Kafi time baad USA se vapis india ayaa to banta usko recieve karne gaya..
Airport se vo santa ko leke bahar nikla to santa ne sadak se gili mitti uthayi aur soongh ke bola
Santa: Yaar bantya, ap apne desh ki mitti ki khusbu pahle jaisi nahi rahi
Banta Gusse Se: Abe oye gadhe, tune mitti nahi tatti uthai hai
Beti: Maa gaon mein fauji aaye hain.
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai.
Beti: Maa fauji Hindustani hain.
Maa: To bakri,bakray aur Kuttay ko bhi andar le aa.
Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,
You will lose all your friends.
Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo ke
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na!!
Mother, to her teenage daughter –
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap,
I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog.
The frog said, “Thank you,
but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes
— that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!”
The woman said, “That would be okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband
the most handsome man in the world, women will flock to him like bees to honey.”
The woman replied, “That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.”
So, “KAZAM” — she”s the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That will be okay because what”s mine is his and what”s his is mine.”
So, “KAZAM”-she”s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered, “I”d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don”t mess with them.
Facebook Descriminiation by Gender
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Boy 1 – Ohh thik toh ho na !! yar
Boy 2 – Aise machar paida hi nahi hone chahiye.
Boy 3 – Rest kar lo babes !!
Boy 4 – Uss ka address dena
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Boy 1 – Dekh kar chala kar na Ab kiyun rota hai
Arz kiya hai ..
2 Week Say Ziyada Khansi
toh TB ban jati hai
2 Week Say Ziyada Khansi
toh TB ban jati hai
time pe girlfried na badlo toh
Biwi ban jati hai..