Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Tag: Funny SMS
Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage
Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo…
Parrot bola pathan
Aik pathan apnay kandhay per aik Pakistani
totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai?”
tota(parrot) bola: “PATHAN”
Hi i am marrying next week
Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don’t bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.
Future plans of childrens
Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…
What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?
Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
when wordz fail eyz works
when wordz fail eyz works
when eyz fail heart works
when heart fails to kia ???
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samajh le tapak gaya;)
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola
“Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata”