SMS4Life

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p

SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai,
Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,
Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai,
per SMS aenge kesay?
Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.

A
girl’s
best
asset
is
her
‘Lie’Ability”

Bush aur musharaf aik plane
mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay.

Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay
Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay!

Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan
phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na!

Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko
nichay phaink don to puri duniya kitna khush ho gi!:p

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D

Jab ap paida howay,
Tab akash se phool barsay,
Parion ne jashan kia,
Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae,
or bolay
.
.
.
.
Hamari jan chuti
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

Suno ghour se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
Hai na hum pure hindustani.

BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li,

magar SAAS chup rahi.

Why?

“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.

Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais

Tan θ = Perpendicular Upon Base … ;->

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,