SMS4Life

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

Yad na kero gay to satayen gay,
Rootho gay to manain gay,

Dost hain hum KESC ki supply nahin,
Jo har 2 ghantay mein sath chor jayengay

De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata,
Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata,

Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata

1 molvi film actor k pas
masjid ka chanda mangne gaya..

Actor:ap log to kehte hain
k hamara paisa haram hai

Molvi:G, ap k paiso se
ham “BATHROOM” banainge..:P

Air hostess pathan se:
Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge?
Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao.
Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai ….

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Pata nahi,

Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?

Pathan: YATEEM

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’

Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

Do u know what is difference
Between radio and akhbar?
.
.
Simple
.
.
Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte
and radio mai nahin :p

Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.