SMS4Life

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain:D

Ek sher doctor ki zubani:

Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,

Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko “SISTER” kehna parh raha

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

1 bar jan maang ker to daikho,
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1 bar yaad ker k to daikho..
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agar main na aaya to samajh laina
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main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai…

Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser:
Mentaly
Affected
Teachers
Harrasing
Students

D¡l ka sab se bara connection
kiss k sath hota hai?
?
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?
Apko to pata
hona chahiye
?
?
?
Poket sayyyyy

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There’s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS

Araam farma rahay hain:)

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

Yad na kero gay to satayen gay,
Rootho gay to manain gay,

Dost hain hum KESC ki supply nahin,
Jo har 2 ghantay mein sath chor jayengay