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Sorry Aapki Pyar Karne Ki Umar GUzar Chuki Hai

Please Try www.Namaz.Roza.com:-)

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi

God apun se bola
khidhar jane ka
jannat ya dozakh?
Apun bola dozakh
u know apun aisa q bola?
Because
apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..

The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
“The best is yet to come”
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!

Happy January !

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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS…AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai’n
tumhari ho jaye’n …

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do

Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?

Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!

A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho

A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D

Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao

UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.