SMS4Life

Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.

Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye:D:p

Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR,

SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k,
Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur

The most romantic country of the world..?
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guess!
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O yes! it’s Pakistan
u know y?
?
?
har raat candle light dinner
(thanks to kesc)

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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!
Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

Yad na kero gay to satayen gay,
Rootho gay to manain gay,

Dost hain hum KESC ki supply nahin,
Jo har 2 ghantay mein sath chor jayengay

Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada ashiq na hota…:p

Nine zero pe 1
Muhajir gun le kr khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan se
Guzarta
Us se poochta: tum kon?
Man : pathan
Muhajir shot
Dhuzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Man : baloch
Dhuzzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Khusra : tera baap
Muhajir : jao yaar
Apno ko konmaray …

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D