Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!
Tag: Funny Jokes
1 kabootar
1 Kabootar
Itna Ura
Itna ura
itna ura
Bohut upar gaya,
Itna
itna
bus ab nazar nahin aa raha
apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!
Aahaa!
…………………………….
SMS kerne walay ki
tasvir thori na ati hay:p
Happy January..!
The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
“The best is yet to come”
Thats the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!
Happy January !
1 Police officer bachey se
1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu “Al Qaida” mein hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
.
.
“Noorani Qaida” pe hoon
The length & breadth & height of you
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
Feel a life without me
Feel a life without me,
Khali khali se hai na….
Bus!
Apni baat hi kuch aisi hy
Pathan bola “ZINDAB BAAD!!”
1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola “ZINDAB BAAD!!”
Where does God live?
Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy
bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’
Perpendicular Upon Base
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Tan θ = Perpendicular Upon Base … ;->
