Do dil hone chahide see rabba nitin de shareer vich,
Ek tute te ena dard ta naa hondha,
Per tainu ta kahiye,je tera vee koi dildaar hondha,
Te oh tera dil todeda,te mere jeha haal hondha.
Tag: funny jokes in punjabi
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
*vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda
Kini waryi phone kita per
MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga
Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
Na ji hunda na mar hunda
na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.
Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
baah phad k le chal naal
baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,
je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di
Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea
Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea,
Zindgi nu vakhri shugat den walea,
ohdiya yaada vich asi har khushi barbaad karde,
Kash “oh” vi sade jina sanu yaad karde.
Massa massa si aayi maut
Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi
Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan
Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,
Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.
