Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain…
Tag: funny joke
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja
Ek ladka ek ladki se ishara karke kehte hai
“jhalak dikhlaja jhalak dikhlaja”
Larki chappal nikaal k kehti hai
“ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaja ………”
Samnay wali budhi nu smile daini hai
Dada: Puter ander sey merey dant tu ley aa,
Beyta: Mager dada g roti tu abhe bani nhe,
Dada: ohh nhee! beyta samney wali Budhi nu smile deyni hai
Accounts k student ki gaalian
Accounts k student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?
Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
“Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche”
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
“Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise”
Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers.
Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren’t met.