SMS4Life

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
“Zarorut-e-rishta”

7 din k baad ek letter aaya

“Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain”

Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir
ko koi SMS nahin kia hai…!!!

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?

all false

Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,

Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,

Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,

Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,

Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,

Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,

Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye

U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,

Cows do not fly

Always b positive

What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
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excuse me ?
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hellO
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Friend ho ?
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Mujh jaisa (H):p