SMS4Life

Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it’s employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250:p

Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan
ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha
aur India ne use pencil bana dia
uska naam kia hay ?

STUDENTS:-
(ADNAN SAMI) :-p

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH’AFZA bana diya…

De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata,
Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata,

Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
“if I can face this, I can face anything”

JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.

JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do

Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,

girl closed her eyes and
return back saying “love is blind”.

Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
Wah wah wah?

arz kia he

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se,
k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.