SMS4Life

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS

Araam farma rahay hain:)

Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle….

Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy…

1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya..

Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri..

Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee..

Bussssssss!
Ussi Din se Mohabbat
” ANDHI ” or husn
” ZALIM ” ho gaya hai…….

A
girl’s
best
asset
is
her
‘Lie’Ability”

Easiest ways to Die,

1.Have a cigerrate daily
U’ll die 10 years early

2.Have drink daily,
U’ll die 30 years early

3.Love some1 truely
U’ll die daily.

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
“Zarorut-e-rishta”

7 din k baad ek letter aaya

“Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain”

Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir
ko koi SMS nahin kia hai…!!!

Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

A young woman who was worried about
her habit of biting her fingernails
was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
had totally cured her nervousness.
“No,” she replied, ”
but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.

Explain the word “Automatically”
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nahin pata?

OK ok I will explain

agar koi ganji larki rakshay main
baithi ho to us ko kehte hain
“Auto_me_takli”