SMS4Life

Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.
Per uski laash haste hue mili,
Farishton ne pocha aisa kion?
Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara
photo kheench raha hai :p

If u like my SMS,
it means I’m smart

If you save,
U agree I’m smart

If u forward,
U spread that I’m smart

&

If u delete,
u r jealous, because I’m smart.

Meri mohabbat
Meri wafain
Meri duain
Meri adain
Meri yeh dolat
Meri yeh shohrat

Sirf tere liye hain,
Sirf tere liye hain

Hum apni duniya alag basain gay,
Usay yadoon say sajayain gay,
Muhabbat ki kalion ka ik gulshan mahka’ain gay,
Usay abad karain gay hum,
Her dum shaad rahain gay,

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******THE END******

You have just watched my new film
“Taare mobile per”

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There’s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

A musician must make music,
an artist must paint,
a poet must write,
if he is to be at peace with himself.
What a man can be, he must be.

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
.
.
..
.
.
All are examples of
present indefinite tense:-P

Story:
Once upon a time, there was a boy
who aksed a girl,
“will you marry me?”
The girl replied,”No”

aur is tarah

Larka hasi khushi rehnay laga.