A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email.
Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.
The email said:
Your p*nis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot
Moral: A ‘space’ is an essential part of English grammar.
Badi muddat baad
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh..
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Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha..
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Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!
Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH..
Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le. 😀
LOVE STORY OF DOCTOR:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I love her – she love me
I got MBBS
She got BCOM
I was doing MBBS
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 MD entrance
She got married
I m doing MD
She’s d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter also got married today.
Grammar Teacher: Iss muhaavre ka udaahran do
‘Begaani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana’
Chantu: Pakistaniyon ka raat bhar jaag kar Fifa World Cup dekhna!
Professor: Ek platform 2km lambaa hai..
Aandhi chal rahi hai, 60km/hr ki speed se.
Ek train aayi aur delhi se Mumbai ki taraf Chali gayi,
To Sawal ye hai ki: Meri Umar Kitni hai.?? !!
Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho ke ek Doosre ki Shakal dekhne Lage,
Thode der baad Ek bachche ne jawab dene ke liye haath uthaaya,
Student: Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai,
Professor: Shabaash, Lekin tumne kaise Calculate kiya ??
Student: Sir hamare ghar ke paas ek ladka rehta hai wo
AADHA CHUTIYA hai aur uski umar 21 saala hai
Monsoon Special
Gupta ji ne nayi Car li aur Car ke Peeche Likhwaya
‘Saawan ko Aane do’
Peeche se Truck ne Thok diya..
Truck par Likha tha
‘Aaya Saawan Jhoom ke…!!’
STRANGE FACTS
1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec ke baad pet me pahuchta hai.
2. Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai
3. Har mard ke Lu*d ki lambaai uske hath ke anguthe se double hoti hai.
4. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.
5. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hi hai.
Naap le Bhai, pehle tu lu*d hi naap le
7 sadhu 7 chatai par baithe the, ashram mein
Ek aadmi aaya aur sabse bade sadhu se pucha:
‘Baba biwi control nahi hoti, kya karu?
Sadhu (chote sadhu se): Ek chatai aur laga BHAI ke liye.
Summer special –
Santa was Crying Neighbor asked:
Oye ki hoya Paji?
Santa: 2 ton da A.C. kharida si..
ghar ja ke weight kita,
35 kilo da nikla.