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Usko aana hoga to, Funny SMS

Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi..
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Yun ghanto baith kar TOILET me zor lagana fizool hai..!!

Moral: Har msg larki par nahi hota. πŸ˜†

Shadi ki pehli raat, Funny SMS

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.

Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.

Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,

Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !

A girl msgs in whatsapp group, Funny SMS

A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-8 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???

Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-16.

All guys left group. πŸ˜†

Kehte hai agar Dil se, Funny SMS

Kehte hai agar Dil se akhein band karo to..
Life me jisko Pyaar karte ho uski Tasveer dikhti hai..!!
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To maine bhi Try kiya..
Saala Slide Show Start ho gaya. 😯 πŸ˜€

Dog sex dekh ke, Funny SMS

Child (Dog sex dekh ke):
Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hai?

Dad (thinking of the child’s innocence says with a smile):
Beta woh kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hai..

Child (with a confuse look on his face):
Araam se bhi samjha sakta hai, G**nd marne ki kya zarurat hai..!

Teacher Board pe, Funny SMS

Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak..
Bittu- Madam Aapka Whisper niche gir gaya.

Teacher ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aur
Bittu ko Zor Se Thappad Mara aur kaha-
Haramzade iise DUSTER kehte hai..!! πŸ™„

12 Saal ke Ladke, Funny SMS

12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia
Ladki ne Kiss dia
Wo Ghabra ke Bhaga
Ladki ne Pucha: Kya Hua
Ladka: Guldasta le ke aa raha hu.

Ek college ke kuch ladke, Funny SMS

Ek college ke kuch ladke roz ek hotel
me jate aur Ek waiter ko khoob pareshan karte the..

Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua
aur Unhone waiter ko 10 rupiya Tip dekar maafi mangi
Sorry bhai,
Aaj ke baad hum tumhe Kabhi pareshan nahi krenge.

Waiter khush hokar bola Thanx bhai
main bhi waada karta hoon Ki
aaj ke baad aap logoki coffee me kabhi thoook nahi daalunga πŸ˜€

FIFA fever, Funny SMS

FIFA fever
Laalu football match dekh kar bole:
Itne saare log Football ko laat kyu maar rahe hai ???
Secratory: Sir, GOAL karne ke liye…
Laalu- Sasuri gol hi to hai aur kitna GOL krenge.

One of the best Joke, Funny SMS

One of the best Joke
In USA when couples go to bed they say..
Good Night My Love

in UK.. Sweet Dreams Darling

In Pakistan..
Generator Chala Diya tha na? πŸ˜†

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