Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
You will die within 2 hours
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Aisi apni wife ho
Aisi apni wife ho
aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
Hey friend remember that without stupidity
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?
Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?
Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai