Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega …..
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…
Tera dost chor hay kia?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..
Shadi bohut zarori hay
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
First class in B.Ed
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents – Ruby First Class in Bed!
Cycle ka pedal
Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.