SMS4Life

It’s a magic:-

1 glass thanda pani lain aur
usay apne braber baithay
shakhs per dal dein
ye “Thanda pani”
usay
“garam” ker dega
Try it on ur own risk:p

Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko
aasman se aap ke liye
*chand* aur taray tornay gaye……
Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k….
Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!

Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,

log phainkaingay anday tematar,
To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega

Law Of Reverse Dynamics:

When A Man Becomes Rich
He Becomes Naughty &
When A Woman Becomes Naughty.
She Becomes Rich…

Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(

1 Kabootar

Itna Ura

Itna ura

itna ura

Bohut upar gaya,

Itna

itna

bus ab nazar nahin aa raha
apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay

Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill

5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??

still 5.

because There’s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.