SMS4Life

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”

Doosra aadmi,
“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

1 bar jan maang ker to daikho,
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1 bar yaad ker k to daikho..
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agar main na aaya to samajh laina
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main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai…

Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,

Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

if u want to drive “Mercedez”
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& wish 2go2 switzerland,
& like to stay in 5 star hotel,
then visit our website
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Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon

Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

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Qasam say mujhay bhi esay he mila tha:P

Thoughts r many but words r few,
I m always there for you,
When things go wrong
Don’t turn blue,
Just give me a call & say,

“Yaar, kitthay hai tu”

Load shedding k fawa’id:

Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.