Professor: Ek platform 2km lambaa hai..
Aandhi chal rahi hai, 60km/hr ki speed se.
Ek train aayi aur delhi se Mumbai ki taraf Chali gayi,
To Sawal ye hai ki: Meri Umar Kitni hai.?? !!
Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho ke ek Doosre ki Shakal dekhne Lage,
Thode der baad Ek bachche ne jawab dene ke liye haath uthaaya,
Student: Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai,
Professor: Shabaash, Lekin tumne kaise Calculate kiya ??
Student: Sir hamare ghar ke paas ek ladka rehta hai wo
AADHA CHUTIYA hai aur uski umar 21 saala hai