SMS4Life

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
“if I can face this, I can face anything”

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

I met money 1 day I said:
U r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled & said,
ofcourse Im a piece of paper,
but I havn’t seen a dustbin in my life.

Meri

Or

“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.

Guess, what?
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?
Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

Her khushi, hansi mange ap se,
Her phool, khushbu mange aap se,

Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k,
khud WAPDA connection mangay apse,

“HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING”

Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

Sorry! galti se ye
msg aap ko send hogaya..
neeche mt parhna, neeche
ghalat salat likha hoa hai..

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ghalat salat..

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Uff mere sms k dewane log.
Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)

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