Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
Daur-e-Zardari hai
Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,
Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,
Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne
Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,
Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,
Yoga affect on drinking habbit
Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.
Happy fog day
Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe…
Happy fog day
Tum to sab ki nani ho
Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,
jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,
Zara dholki bjao gorioo
Adnan sami ko indian girls ne
mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya
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Beco-z
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He sang a song
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“zara dholki bjao gorioo”
Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi
Pholon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj nay gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aap ko yeh andhaira or garmi,
Tah-e-dil se “K.E.S.C” / wapda walon na ye paigham bheja hai
Tring tring .. inbox kholo
Tring Tring..
Inbox kholo
Aap k liye phool bheijay hain
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ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo
We are good friends because
We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,
U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,
You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p