Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
Tag: really funny jokes
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha
Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….
A man kills a deer
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,
Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! 
If u like my SMS
If u like my SMS,
it means I’m smart
If you save,
U agree I’m smart
If u forward,
U spread that I’m smart
&
If u delete,
u r jealous, because I’m smart.
Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:
Ek sher doctor ki zubani:
Hoon main doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai,
mujhe apni wife ko “SISTER” kehna parh raha
Wazarat-e-bijli nay load shedding…
Breaking news by Geo :
Wazarat e bijli nay load shedding
Khatam karnay ka elaan… ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha
K light chali gai .
Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
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“Jub light aati hay.”
HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING
Her khushi, hansi mange ap se,
Her phool, khushbu mange aap se,
Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k,
khud WAPDA connection mangay apse,
“HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING”
What we get on 15th August?
Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday