SMS4Life

kuch log sari raat karte hain
kuch log bar baar kertay hain
kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain
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Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
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Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai:p

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
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baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna…!!

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi

Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna

If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p