SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai,
Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,
Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai,
per SMS aenge kesay?
Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
Go down to see my heart..
Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna….
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna….
ullo ko raat,;-(
Dentist ko daant,:-D
gadhe ko laat,:-p
gharib ko gaddi,B-)
kuttay ko haddi aur
Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha
JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.
JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p
Meet In RAJASTAN…
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?
Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
Difference between good & great lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
Daur-e-Zardari hai
Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,
Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,
Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne
Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,
Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia,