Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Tag: sardarji jokes
Computer mein windows
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
LIPTON di chah hai?
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!
wife di mout ki khabar sun ker
Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
The report said, “DELIVERED”
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Sardar: india ka flag dikhao…
Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
Sardar on date with his girlfriend
Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date
k liye oil mein naha k jata hai
GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay?
Sardar: meine suna tha k
har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->