Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
Tag: sardarji jokes
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?
Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???
Kion k
Saloon Santa Ka Hay:-)
Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay
Doctor : App ka aur aapki
biwi ka blood group aik hi hai?
Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga;
25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
Sardar Joined a new job
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
I will never marry in my life
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.