SMS4Life

I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that”s out always looks the best.

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.