SMS4Life

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
=
Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.