Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,
Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko!
Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main
Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main !
Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per
Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per!
Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab
Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab !
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab
Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab
Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
Lab pai aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,
zindagi bomb sai ho mehfoz khudaya meri!
Main jo daftar k liye ghar se nikal ker jaon,
Roz marrah ki tarha khair se wapas aaon!
Na koi bomb k dhamakay se uradaye mujh ko,
muft main jaam-e-shahadat na pila de mujh ko!
Jo urdaday mujhay khudkash to doain dunga,
bay wazu hokay chacha bush ko doain donga !
Biwi bachon ko meri jan ki qeemat mil jai,
bethay bethay meray ghar walon ko daulat mil jaye!
Hain jin logon se kal tak thee watan ki zenat,
aaj woh log hoay qabar-o-kafan ki zenat !
Ghar mera hogaya viranay ki soorut yarab,
Aur badli na kisi thanay ki soorat yaarab !
In pai jaiz hai zabardasti hukumat karna,
Aur hai jurm mujhey apne hifazat karna!
Rozi hum sub ki bacha roz ki hartalon sai
Jan aur maal ho mefoz police walon sai!
Jub na schol khulain gay to perhain gay kaisay,
Aur zinda na rahaingay to barhaingay kaisay !
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
naukri tum karo salary meri ho.
Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain
1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….
KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
ALLAH Ki 4 Rahematian Asi Hai
Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti .
1 – Beti
2 – Mehman
3 – Barish
4 – Bemari
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala “mendak talab kaâ€
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
“LOVE”
Starts from eyes
Grows with gifts
End with tears
but 2day
“LOVE”
starts from mobiles
Grows with balance share
Ends with number busy