SMS4Life

What was GOD’s First Reaction
when he made a Negro(African)?

Socho…

Dont know..

Oh! shit jal gaya!!

Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
?
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?
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excuse me ?
?
hellO
.
Friend ho ?
.
Mujh jaisa (H):p

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,

Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha

Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,

Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha,

mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha,

Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha,

Mujhe jiS beD per litaya is k nichay bomb tha,

Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha

or mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,Qabristan main function tha

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”

Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,

Wah wah..!!

Irshad Irshaad..!!

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain…

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

“Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi”
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai