Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”
Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai”
main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!
1 line main bol biwi chahiye
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye
tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..
Puri botal na sahi,
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
The brain is a wonderful organ
The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get
up and does not stop until u get into the office…
Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
A pathan said to his friend
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.
Raam nay been bajai
Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai…
Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai…
aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe