Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.
Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.
Tag: Funny SMS Jokes
Yash Johar is producing a new film
Yash Johar is producing a new film,
And is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is
“AQAL HO NA HOâ€
Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega …..
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
Ek admi chupke se jannat main chala gaya
farishto ne pakar kar buhat mara
admi utha aur bola
“Tum logoin ki in hi harkaton ki waja say
koi banda janta main nahin aata”
Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain
Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain
1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….
Sardar was busy removing a wheel
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Chances of my recovering?
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?
Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.
Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.