2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
Tag: sardarji jokes
It is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?
1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
It’s only with a female
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
Tu to ghar ja..!
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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.
.
.
kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
Taxi driver to sardar
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.