2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p
Tag: sardarji jokes
Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota
Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.
Sardar: Hota hay.
FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)
Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
Sardar always smile during lightning storms
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
What a shot you made – santa singh
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!â€
Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai
Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Latest version of java
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
This horrible thing is what you call modern art
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Tumhari galat fahami hai
Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Scientific formula of water by sardar
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!