Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p
Tag: sardar sms
Sardar : bathroom main shair tha
1st sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan shair(lion) tha.
2nd sardar: haan phir tumney kiya kiya?
1st sardar: kuch nahin main ney shair sey kaha k aap karlo
Mery to wesay hi nikal gai hai..:p
Sardar made a call to the airport
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
I will never marry in my life
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
Computer mein windows
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
wife di mout ki khabar sun ker
Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
The report said, “DELIVERED”
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Sardar: india ka flag dikhao…
Sardar to Shopkeeper:-
Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag dikhaya.
Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.