SMS4Life

Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
“MORTEIN JALAO”, “MACHAR BHAGAO”

Bush ne bivi ko surprise
dene k lie Naqli darhi monchain laga
k rat ko chupke se bister men so gaya.

adhi rat ko bivi ki ankh khuli to us k mun
per hath phera or khushi se ucchal
kar boli USAMA tum aaj phir aa gaye?????

Bush aur musharaf aik plane
mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay.

Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay
Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay!

Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan
phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na!

Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko
nichay phaink don to puri duniya kitna khush ho gi!:p

Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,

or

DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain…

Guiness Book Of World Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
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” Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai ”

Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill

Meri

Or

“Shahrukh khan”
ki 1 hi adat same hai.

Guess, what?
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Na me usay SMS karta hon,
na wo mujhey SMS kerta hay :p

chhote log..!!
“PAISE” ki baat karte hain.

Bare log..!
“TIME” ki bat karte hain..!
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“KHUBSURAT” log
“BAAT” hi nahin karte.
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woh sirf
“SMS” Karte hain.

My past says u met me
My future says u will care 4 me
My present says u will understand me
But my heart says u will
Always Remember ME!

Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,

jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,