SMS4Life

I’m on a mission!

Mission to make u cute,

2 make u beautiful,

2 make u smart,

2 make u genious.
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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.”

Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai’n
tumhari ho jaye’n …

Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???

Subha se le kar sham tak,
Sham se le ker raat tak,
Raat se le kar subha tak,
Subha se phir shaam tak
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Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay

Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,

log phainkaingay anday tematar,
To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega

Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(

Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

Aik doctor apne dost se:

“yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:”tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p”

Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)