SMS4Life

Jab ap paida howay,
Tab akash se phool barsay,
Parion ne jashan kia,
Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae,
or bolay
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Hamari jan chuti
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

I” M” A PoLice Officer..
&
U r Under arrest Because
U r So Cute and
Being So Cute Is a Crime.

Is Liye aap Ko DIL mein
Umer Qaid Ki Saza Di Jaati hai..

Arz kiya hai
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
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Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P

1 bar jan maang ker to daikho,
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1 bar yaad ker k to daikho..
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agar main na aaya to samajh laina
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main soya howa hon aur mobile silent pe hai…

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon

Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

Love story!
A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other.
1 day they kissed each other
Hen died of dengue
&
Mosquito died of bird flu

Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”

Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi

Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo,
hawain kehti hain pyar karo,
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo,
lekin
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ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo,

If u have any problem

Mujhy batao
I’ll help u (:

If u don’t hve any
Problem !

Tab bhi
Mujhy batao
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I’ll create problem
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Aakhir dost hoty kis
Liye hain …