Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Tag: really funny jokes
Sochti hon k ye dualat
Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
ye gariaan
ye dunia bhar k aisho aram
sab chor kar chali jaon
lekin phir
sochti hon k
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PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!
Her bhikar k hath me mobile
Kya aap Jante he ki
“Dheeru Bhai Ambani”
ka akhri sapna kya tha
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?
?
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye
Dil se roye magar honton se muskura baithe,
Yun he hum kisi se dosti nibha baithe,
Woh hamain 1 sms na kar paye,
Jin k liye hum sms packages kerwa beithay
SEND me all UR MONEY
Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,
Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.
Benefits of Load shedding
Load shedding k fawa’id:
Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.
Have you caught the thief
Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
Bell kharab hay …
Main Tumhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoon
Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye …:p
1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.
1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.
Per uski laash haste hue mili,
Farishton ne pocha aisa kion?
Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara
photo kheench raha hai :p
Don’t take ur troubles to bed
Despite the Old saying
“Don’t Take Your Troubles & Worries To Bed”
Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD..
