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Tag: really funny jokes
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha
Angreiz Nay Khan say Poocha:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha
Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha….
A man kills a deer
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!
HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING
Her khushi, hansi mange ap se,
Her phool, khushbu mange aap se,
Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k,
khud WAPDA connection mangay apse,
“HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING”
What we get on 15th August?
Teacher :Because of
Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
Scratch & win
Scratch & Win ..
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Pathan …
Ye Kia Jeet Lia … ;->
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense.
U have no idea what is going to happen
until U turn the page
Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.
Difference between deciding and doing
5 frogs were sitting on a wall
4 decided to jump off.
How many left now??
still 5.
because There’s a lot of difference between
Deciding and doing
Apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega
God apun se bola
khidhar jane ka
jannat ya dozakh?
Apun bola dozakh
u know apun aisa q bola?
Because
apun ko maloom hai k tum wahi milega…..